I’m going to come clean about a story I’ve stretched a bit in my life. My mom and I both like to mention how I “led” her back to Veblen at age eleven, handling all the map duties for our trip back from Farmington. The truth is, I was in charge of signs and knowing when to turn. I did not actually choose the route, and I’ve tried to relay the story in such a way that the actual trip planning part is left vague. What I usually say is something like “at age eleven I navigated us back from New Mexico”. The actual person who plotted the course is…someone who’s name I don’t remember. I only know he lived in the same quad-plex as us, and right behind us. He also owned a pickup, and he looked to be in his forties. His apartment wasn’t very messy, and he was watching some channel I’d never heard of called ESPN. He and my mom talked about the route, which bypassed the same way we came. It turns out my mom hated that route, and he knew a way that wasn’t as bad. They talked it over while I watched some baseball highlights. I don’t remember the score or who was playing, but I remember seeing Chris Berman for the first time.

Here’s where I think my brain has it in for me. I remember all that, but I don’t remember saying goodbye to my brother and sister in law. I’m sure we must have, and I kind of remember seeing them briefly the day before we left. I don’t remember seeing them the day we left, which was a Monday (I think). I remember the “V” miniseries was getting the re-run treatment on NBC, and it was being watched at my brother’s house. I also don’t remember helping load the pickup, but I think the mystery man who plotted the course home helped my mother with that. She packed what she could, and anything she didn’t want or couldn’t fit she left behind for the garbage, or she offered it to the mystery man who lived behind us. I doubt she even remembers his name, so I can’t really try to find him to confirm a lot of this.

Monday we left town, with a bit of juice and snack food, and a jar of water. My mom is notorious, even to this day, for bringing a jar of water along on trips. I’m talking about a rinsed out old pickle jar. Even this past year, when I gave mom a ride to my nephew’s wedding in Pierre, she had her trusty jar of water along. A jar we actually forgot in Pierre, so whoever made up her room at the AmericInn of Fort Pierre was probably a tad confused.

Anyway, we were on our way back to Veblen when we hit a…border stop. I don’t remember the exact reason, but it had something to do with Colorado and New Mexico having some kind of produce problem. We didn’t have any fresh produce along, so it wasn’t a big deal. I’m sure the large truck with a tarp over it did have them curious, but she got us on our way, and I didn’t even give up my small bottle of orange drink. I’m sure it’s not called “orange drink”, but that’s all it is. It came in a small plastic bottle with a foil top, and the contents were orange, and the beverage had an orange flavor, but it was closer to an orange flavor like you’d find in orange flavor-ice.  Looking back, it’s funny to think of myself in a pickup truck hiding a small bottle that was zero percent juice.

Once we crossed the border, it was a non-stop driving adventure.  The views were breathtaking.  The mountain roads twisted and turned, and the view from the road was almost straight down in spots.  My mom liked to joke that my face turned green from the dizzying heights, but I think she’s exaggerating, because I only remember being awestruck by the views, and not being carsick from the view down the mountain.  There were parts of the road where trees rolled downward into drops that seemed to have no end.  I also had to sit on the floor to see the tops of the mountains we were driving through.  My mom and I talked a lot about the scenery during the drive, and we probably kept talking so neither of us would think too much about the steep drops and winding pathways.  Of all the parts of the drive to Farmington and back, this is probably my favorite stretch of road, and probably the one part of the ordeal that my mom remembers with fondness, if only for the part where she thinks I was getting carsick. This was also the first road I can recall seeing signs indicating falling rocks.  I didn’t see a rock fall, but there were plenty that had been neatly shoved onto the shoulder by the Colorado D.O.T.

The mountain trip took most of our day, as my mom was in no hurry to get through it.  Looking at the map, it seemed that we were out of most of the high spots by the time we reached Alamosa.  So, she decided to call it a night there.  The first hotel we went to didn’t meet her standards, mainly because of the natural gas heating system in the room (her fear of natural gas was stronger than ever after the Denver incident).  We went to another hotel, and it was to her liking.  The clerk found us a room, and I remember we had to switch rooms once.  I have no idea why.  It was at this time I have my earliest memory of an actual episode of Star Trek.  I knew about it, and I’d seen a few of the movies on TV, but I had no specific memory of the show.  For ten minutes on some channel I’ll never know, I caught the last fifteen minutes of “Day of the Dove”.  The detail I remember most vividly is Kirk using “intership beaming”, which according to the episode was very dangerous and not recommended.  That night we ate at the hotel restaurant, and my mom said I could get something from the hotel gift shop.  I picked this small, fuzzy dog figurine of a basset hound puppy.  I’m not sure why, and it’s one of the few things from the entire experience I still own.  The hotel also told us it would get very cold at night, and that was as advertised, as our truck had frost on the windows the next morning.